What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:59

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.